1: "In a Viking kitchen, chef tries to fry eggs on a shield."

2: "Viking man orders horned helmet but gets one with windshield wipers."

3: "Viking couple uses GPS to navigate through a forest on longship."

4: "Viking warriors hold 'Annual Pillaging Contest' with scorecards."

5: "Viking dentist extracts tooth using battle axe as tool."

6: "Viking captain demands 'iceberg ahead' warning from lookout."

7: "Viking raiders return home with souvenirs from foreign lands."

8: "Viking construction worker builds longhouse with giant axe."

9: "Viking king sits on throne made of confiscated enemies' helmets."