1: "In a Viking kitchen, chef tries to fry eggs on a shield."
2: "Viking man orders horned helmet but gets one with windshield wipers."
3: "Viking couple uses GPS to navigate through a forest on longship."
4: "Viking warriors hold 'Annual Pillaging Contest' with scorecards."
5: "Viking dentist extracts tooth using battle axe as tool."
6: "Viking captain demands 'iceberg ahead' warning from lookout."
7: "Viking raiders return home with souvenirs from foreign lands."
8: "Viking construction worker builds longhouse with giant axe."
9: "Viking king sits on throne made of confiscated enemies' helmets."